"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."
Eating a taco is a game of calculated risks and strategic advancements.
The whole time you eat, you wonder, “where should I bite to maximize flavor, and minimize the messiness”. Knowing that your next bite could mean the whole operation falling apart from one side.
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
Go life rules!!
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly such a low benchmark for humour i’m so sorry