bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via offendedpanda)

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bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via offendedpanda)

onlywayforwards:

Levels of Inception

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onlywayforwards:

Levels of Inception

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

(via themaltvibes)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

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bowlingforsoup:

one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

going to barnes & noble always gets my blood pumpin and reminds me im alive

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artonkels:

This is a shirt that we all need… 

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artonkels:

This is a shirt that we all need…